jackhawksmoor:

onlylolgifs:

Fish on Wheels

OH MY GOD HE’S OFF TO SEE THE WORLD

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HE’S LIKE A FISH ASTRONAUT LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE

theindependentvigilante:

darkwater-smidge:

So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”

and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.

Write a book

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

jaclcfrost:

supreme-goddess-of-the-galaxy:

jaclcfrost:

[smashes through your wall] ARE YOU READY FOR ANOTHER BAD POEM

[Breaks through window] ONE MORE OFF KEY ANTHEM

[knocks over a chair] LET YOUR TEETH SINK IN

[crashes through ceiling] REMEMBER ME AS I WAS
 NOT AS I AM

chezzr:

how about it???

chezzr:

how about it???

"I just want someone who won’t get annoyed when I text them six times or in all caps. Someone I can go on long drives with and can sing along to the radio with. Someone I can eat pizza with at 2am and kiss at 6pm. Someone who chooses me everyday and never thinks twice about it."
(via hefuckin)

morbidbunny13:

u got pictochat?